Nephew: Star Wars was in Captain America's list of things to see right? Is he going to watch all six? He's going to find out that Nick Fury is a Jedi.




(- The Little Prince

(Source: psych-facts)

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overlypolitebisexual:

whenever i see these post-apocalyptic films set in the USA where everyone is pretty much just killing each other with no mention of other nations i always just assume that the rest of the world is fine and has learnt how to resume life as normal







swans-glasses:

Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division?

More like,

Shit Hydra Is Everywhere, Lock Down.




croatoanlives:

dunwall:

ok but imagine this

  • dragons

hey you should start a band










parents: okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!
clock: 11:01
me: they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now



sherlocksprayers:

judge a person by who they want on the iron throne




kialna:

itsanexperimentjohn:

kialna:

improbablenormality:

drhanniballecter:

Fun Fact: In Germany you need a coin in order to operate shopping carts.

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Isn’t this everywhere in Europe? I know this is the case in the Netherlands and France as well….

And Spain, Belgium and Italy I think? I’ve actually never seen a shopping cart without needing a coin?

OK, So America doesn’t have free healthcare, but we do have free shopping carts.

*waves a very small flag* hooraaayyyy….

I hate to break it to you, but we get the coin back when we put back the shopping cart….